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The TrendClassifier evaluates market trends using statistical methods. It combines three trend detection techniques—Ordinary Least Squares (OLS) regression slope, Mann-Kendall tau, and Sen's slope—to produce a normalized trend score between -1 and 1.
How It Works
Extracts the most recent prices within the period and computes:
- OLS slope (linear trend strength and direction)
- Mann-Kendall tau (non-parametric trend consistency)
- Sen's slope (robust rate of change)
It then normalizes and weights each metric by its statistical significance and outputs a composite score, where:
+1 = strong uptrend
-1 = strong downtrend
0 = neutral/insignificant trend