- Former Lead of transactional recalibration and asynchronous disbursement orchestration within high-throughput aquatic economic infrastructures (eFishery, but with more syllables).
- Pioneered the vertically scalable redundancy matrix for sub-second reconciliation pattern detection, handling annual financial throughput larger than small island nations.
- Executive Associate of latency annihilation and director of distributed inconsistency optimization in service of goal-oriented system idempotency and casual backend sorcery.
- Go microservice overlord. Once rewrote a 45s query to 0.8s out of boredom.
- Most of my magic happens in eFishery’s codebase (Bitbucket + Gitea gang 😭), so GitHub’s green squares lie (except when I write weird stuff). I swear I write code daily.
- Structural liquidity synthesis (as it applies to payment disbursement and plant hydration)
- Telemetry-driven existential dread
- Reverse-chaotic eventual consistency
- gRPC-based emotional support systems
- Rat-based economic modeling
- Situational data sculpting with SQL and guilt
- If I write enough PromQL to summon Cthulhu, I’ll use NixOS
- Languages: Go (🐐), Python, JavaScript
- Databases: PostgreSQL, Redis, MySQL (because sometimes reality needs indexing)
- Pubsubs: Kafka, RabbitMQ (for sending help)
- Tools: Docker, Kubernetes (containers inside containers like emotional baggage)
- Observ: Prometheus, Grafana, Jaeger (observability or bust)
- Frameworks: Microservices, REST APIs, Pub/Subs, and tears
- ML: AI playgrounds on Colab for when I feel like vibing with 1.5B parameters
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🧬 Deepseek Playground on Colab:
Just me giving Google Colab the ability to run LLMs like a pro.
Plug and play with DeepSeek-R1-Distill-Qwen-1.5B like it's 2049. -
💧Soil Moisture AI System:
ML-powered water control for cherry tomatoes. Because feeding tomatoes is more satisfying than feeding logs to ELK. It worked for months, but I unplugged it because the tomato is really tall.
- Tensorflow Developer by DeepLearning.AI
- Google IT Automation with Python
- 🛠 Refactored legacy code → System runs 2x faster
- 🧩 Built payment infra → Handles 7-figure transactions monthly
- 🔥 Reduced reconciliation time by 90%
- 🧠 BSc in Physics → Still confused by Schrödinger’s cat
- All systems are distributed systems if you close your eyes
- If it works in prod, it’s not a bug—it’s folklore
- Every payment API integration is a cryptid
- Uptime is a state of mind
"SLA is just a suggestion, unless it's payroll day."
— Naufal, backend guy with frontend emotions