breaks (in order of how they'll likely be discovered):
- kube manifests: zero-width-space pointing to paths with haunted manifests (done)
- ipdrop(control-plane): Drop all access to the api-server (done)
- ipdrop(worker): Drop all UDP on iptables (done)
- nethonk: Drop rand% packets on the cilium vxlan every minute (done)
- uwuctl: honks rather than doing useful things when passing too many args, also filters a lot of resources (done)
- finalized: added a finalizer to the failed pod (done)
- limits: (1Ki limit range)
- not-so-sleepy-pause: restarts containers randomly (done)