Welcome to the most organized chaos this side of the codebase.
- Making apps that make air hockey players look cooler than they are
- Turning spreadsheets into lifeforms
- Gigs, grooves, and Google Apps Script
- Fixing one bug while releasing three more
- How to convince JavaScript to behave
- That CSS is just polite lying
- Why my app only breaks after midnight
- Anything involving scoreboards, flashcards, or music-fueled data management
- Open-source tools for fun, learning, or unexplainable vibes
- Projects where "quick fix" means "twelve-hour rabbit hole"
- Carrier pigeon: Not reliable.
- Email: 📩 petesimple at gmail.com
- Smoke signal: Only available during burn bans.
- helpmegig.com if you're trying to jam.
He / Him / That Guy Who Built the Weirdly Useful Thing
I once built a scoreboard app that runs faster than me. (It also sweats less.)
“Move fast and fix things later.” – Probably me.