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🇬💾️ The official source repository for the Gurgle project, a privacy-respecting, free and open source, alternative to Google. It also serves as a parody of Google.
- 00.00 - Title
- 01.00 - Products
- 02.00 - Legal disclaimer
- 03.00 - Original project draft
- 04.00 - Common tags
- 05.00 - File Info
- 06.00 - File history
- 07.00 - Footer
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| 📁️ Type 📄️ | 🔍️ Location 🔎️ | ℹ️ Purpose ℹ️ |
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| 📁️ Folder/directory | /.github/ |
GitHub repository configuration data |
| 📁️ Folder/directory | /.gitlab/ |
GitLab repository configuration data |
| 📁️ Folder/directory | /Docs/ |
For SoftMicro documentation (redirect) |
| 📁️ Folder/directory | /OldVersions/ |
For archived old versions of files in this repository |
| 📁️ Folder/directory | /RepoData/ |
For general repository data (metadata, description) |
| ⚙️ Configuration file | /.editorconfig |
Editor Config file |
| ⚙️ Configuration file | /.gitattributes |
Git Attributes file |
| ⚙️ Configuration file | /.gitignore |
Git Ignore file |
| 🌐️ Webpage file | /404.html |
404 page |
| 🖼️ Image file | /404.jpeg |
Image within 404 page |
| ⬇️ Markdown file | /404.md |
404 Jekyll page |
| 👤️ Authors file | /AUTHORS |
For displaying the authors of the project (plain text) |
| 👤️ Authors file | /AUTHORS.md |
For displaying the authors of the project (Markdown) |
| 🤖️ Automation configuration file | /AUTOMATE2001.yaml |
For configuring the AUTOMATE2001 software tool to automate tasks on this repository. |
| 🤖️ Automation configuration file | /AUTOMATE2001.yml |
For configuring the AUTOMATE2001 software tool to automate tasks on this repository (copy) |
| ✒️ Citation file | /CITATION.cff |
For enabling others to site this repository. |
| 👥️ Contributions file | /CONTRIBUTING.md |
For listing instructions on what can/cannot be contributed to this project. |
| 💳️ License file | /COPYINGL |
A license hub that explains license usage for this project. |
| 👤️ Credits file | /Credits |
For displaying the credits for the project (plain text) |
| 👤️ Credits file | /Credits.wiki |
For displaying the credits for the project (WikiText) |
| 🖼️ Image file | /DRM-free_label.en.svg |
An image file that emphasizes this projects Anti-DRM stance. |
| 1️⃣️ Initial file | /INITIAL_COMMIT.txt |
A file that was generated alongside the repository, and represents the first commit |
| 🔺️ Installation file | /INSTALL |
A file that gives instructions on how to install this project (plain text) |
| 🔺️ Installation file | /INSTALL.rst |
A file that gives instructions on how to install this project (reStructuredText) |
| 🖥️ Linux Desktop entry file | /K.desktop |
A Linux desktop entry file for this project, allowing it to be easily launched on UNIX-like systems |
| 💳️ License file | /LICENSE-GPL.ts |
A GNU GPL3 license file for this project, with a TypeScript file extension |
| 💳️ License file | /LICENSE-GPL.tsx |
A GNU GPL3 license file for this project, with a TypeScript file extension |
| 💳️ License file | /LICENSE-GPL.txt |
A GNU GPL3 license file for this project, with the Plain Text file extension |
| 💳️ License file | /LICENSE-GPL3.ts |
A GNU GPL3 license file for this project, with a TypeScript file extension |
| 💳️ License file | /LICENSE-GPL3.tsx |
A GNU GPL3 license file for this project, with a TypeScript file extension |
| 💳️ License file | /LICENSE-GPL3.txt |
A GNU GPL3 license file for this project, with the Plain Text file extension |
| 💳️ License file | /LICENSE.ts |
A GNU GPL3 license file for this project, with a TypeScript file extension |
| 💳️ License file | /LICENSE.tsx |
A GNU GPL3 license file for this project, with a TypeScript file extension |
| 💳️ License file | /LICENSE.txt |
A GNU GPL3 license file for this project, with the Plain Text file extension |
| ⭐️ README file | /README.md |
The main README.md file for this project, explaining how to use this project, and where to start. |
| 📜️ Rootfiles list file | /ROOTFILES.base |
The ROOTFILES base file for this project, listing all files and folders at the root of this repository. |
| 🛡️ Security file | /SECURITY.md |
For listing security information for this project. |
| 🖼️ Image file | /Gurgle_PlaceholderLogo.png |
A placeholder logo for Gurgle |
| 📋️ Repository list file | /Gurgle_REPOLIST.urll |
For displaying a list of all repositories in this project group. |
| 🖼️ Image file | /SponsorButton.png |
An image file that shows the GitHub sponsor button in this project. |
| 1️⃣️ Initial file | /Temolate-TypeScript-Other.md |
An initial file, indicating which branch of the generation template was used to create this repository. |
| ⚙️ Configuration file | /_config.yml |
A configuration file for the Jekyll theme on this project. |
| 🖥️ Windows Desktop entry file | /desktop.ini |
The Windows desktop entry file for this project. |
| 🔨️ Makefile | /makefile.mk |
The main GNU Make build file for this project. |
| 📃️ Pull request template | /pull_request_template.md |
The pull request template file for this project, a template for starting a Git pull request. |
| 📁️ Type 📄️ | 🔍️ Location 🔎️ | ℹ️ Purpose ℹ️ |
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- Gurgle Gemini
- Gurgle Gu(lang)/GuLaG
- GFAIL
- Gurgle Chromosome
- Gurgle-
- Gurgle Search
- ViewTube
- Gurgle Video
- Gurgle Assistant
- Gurgle Adz
- Gurgle Maps
- Gurgle Suite
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- Gurgle Docz
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- Gurgle Sheets
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- Gurgle Slides
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- Gurgle Keep (all of my data)
- Gurgle PayUp
- Gurgle Account
- Gurgle Takeout
- Gurgle Play
- Gurgle Play House
- Gurgle Books
- Gurgle News
- Gurgle Drawings
- Gurgle Pikasso
- Gurgle Orcut
- Gurgle Hangover
- Gurgle Pics
- More coming soon
todo: Use this project as a companion to the DeGoogle-your-Life project. It can be the humor, and the example, alongside the article text.
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A parody of Google Gemini
Hi, I am Gemini. I am a product made purely out of spite to compete with another program, and I am designed to be thrown away/discarded in the future.
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A parody of Google Golang
Go steamrolled over Go! and now Gu shall steamroll over Go, and restore Go!
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A parody of Google Mail (GMAIL)
Failed to send email. Please try again later.
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A parody of Google Chrome
Chrome wasn't built in a day, in fact, it is still compiling.
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A parody of Google Search.
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A parody of Google-owned YouTube.
ViewTube Poop. Because ViewTube is, where the poop is (no longer YouTube, due to Copyright)
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A parody of Google Video. The ViewTube nobody knew.
Sorry, but you can't upload a 6 second low quality soundless GIF from an old TV show, due to Copyright, but you can freely watch millions of high quality, sound-capable videos of that show, and thousands of others (without DRM) (this is not a joke, this is actually true)
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A parody of Google Assistant.
- [USER] Hey Gurgle, please stop spying on me.
- [ASS] Here are some results for stop: [about:blank]
- [COM] Joke needs significant improvement.
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A parody of Google Ads.
Here, have a couple of 10 minute unskippable ads on a 3 second video.
- Ad 1 of 42: quality: 8640p (default)
- ...
- Video: 360p (default)
In case you missed it
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[image: man on beach]
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Ketamine
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A parody of the Google Suite (GSuite)
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A parody of Google Sheets.
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A parody of Google Slides.
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A parody of Google Keep.
Gurgle Keep (short for Keep all of my data) is used to collect data, then sell it to aliens (so that they can target you from Saturn)
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A parody of Google Accounts.
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A parody of Google Takeout.
Giving you the user data and all information for a random user.
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A parody of Google Play services, and a compilation of Gurgle Play projects.
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A parody of Google Drawings.
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A parody of Google Picasso.
Filters:
- Picasso mode: Overwrite all of your photos with versions that have picasso cubism effect, and achieve true material design.
- Material Design mode: Overwrite all of your photos with a material design variant, as everything needs to be boring and look exactly the same.
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A parody of Google Hangouts.
Todo:
- Include sound effects, such as:
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A parody of Google WideVine DRM.
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A parody of Google ChromeOS.
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A parody of Google Fuchsia.
Google -[💔️]- Open Source
That is why Google is starting to threaten to kill Linux with Zircon, which will likely become proprietary, closed source software.
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Gurgle is a non-profit collaborative parody. It is not associated/affiliated with Google LLC or Alphabet Inc.
If parody is not accepted: Fair Use
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Taken from a build from around early 2025, May
A parody of Google (go BIG!)
Gurgle ✔️
Gurgle_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Gemini ✔️
Gurgle_Gemini_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_GuLang ✔️
Gurgle_GuLang_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Gu ✔️
Gurgle_Gu_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_GFAIL ✔️
Gurgle_GFAIL_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Chromosome ✔️
Gurgle_Chromosome_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Minus ✔️
Gurgle_Minus_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Search ✔️
Gurgle_Search_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_ViewTube ✔️
Gurgle_ViewTube_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Video ✔️
Gurgle_Video_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Assistant ✔️
Gurgle_Assistant_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Adz ✔️
Gurgle_Adz_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Maps ✔️
Gurgle_Maps_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Suite ✔️
Gurgle_Suite_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Docz ✔️
Gurgle_Docz_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Sheets ✔️
Gurgle_Sheets_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Keep ✔️
Gurgle_Keep_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Slides ✔️
Gurgle_Slides_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_PayUp ✔️
Gurgle_PayUp_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Account ✔️
Gurgle_Account_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Takeout (🥡) ✔️
Gurgle_Takeout_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Play ✔️
Gurgle_Play_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Play-House ✔️
Gurgle_Play-House_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Books ✔️
Gurgle_Books_Doc ✔️
Gurgle_News ✔️
Gurgle_News_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Drawings ✔️
Gurgle_Drawings_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Pikasso ✔️
Gurgle_Pikasso_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Orcut ✔️
Gurgle_Orcut_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Hangover (hangouts) (include audio) ✔️
Gurgle_Hangover_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_Pics ✔️
Gurgle_Pics_Docs ✔️
Gurgle_NarrowVineDRM
Gurgle_NarrowVineDRM_Docs
Gurgle_Code
Gurgle_Code_Docs
Gurgle_ChromosomeOS
Gurgle_ChromosomeOS_Docs
Gurgle_Fucksia
Gurgle_Fucksia_Docs
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Common tags for this project.
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#gurgle |
#gurgle-project |
#gurgle-development |
#gurgle-docs |
#google-parody |
#parody |
#spoof |
#gpl3 |
#gplv3 |
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History of this file.
This version was created by
@seanpm2001
Note: This is the first version of the file. It is coming a bit late in the history of this project. I finally felt like creating it today.
Changes:
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This version was created by
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Note: This is the second version of the file, with daily improvements.
Changes:
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This version was created by
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Note: This is the third version of the file, with daily improvements.
Changes:
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- Updated the Products section
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- Filled in the project draft
- No other changes in version 3
This version was created by
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Note: This is the fourth version of the file, with daily improvements.
Changes:
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