Synopsis
In a story that spans billions of years, a buoy and a satellite meet online long after humanity’s extinction. As they learn what life was like on Earth, they discover themselves and what it means to be alive and in love.
In a story that spans billions of years, a buoy and a satellite meet online long after humanity’s extinction. As they learn what life was like on Earth, they discover themselves and what it means to be alive and in love.
爱我, 러브 미, عاشقم باش, Люби меня, Yêu Em Nơi Thế Giới Lụi Tàn
Imagine Wall-e but instead of the cute love story, it’s one drenched in self-loathing & existential dread. Wish it had more focus, so much of it feels lost in its own sci-fi sauce— wish even more that half of it didn’t take place in the metaverse, but Yeun and Stewart are so incredible that I still found myself liking it, even if I wanted to love it.
Could you imagine having a billion-year situationship
You can tell the letterboxd gays haven't gotten their hands on this yet cuz none of the top reviews are about how Kristen Stewart legally shouldn't have to play heterosexual characters anymore lol
babe would you still love me if i was a buoy and you were a satellite? be honest
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
WALL-E except they fuck.
A beautiful examination of humanity’s evolving relationship with technology and thus ourselves. People will say my rating is biased by my love of Kristen Stewart. To that I would say that is because I have taste and means you should trust me more.
The more I think about this movie the more problems I have with it. Would have been an amazing short but as it stands it feels very long for a 92 minute movie. Cute and nice at times, creative intro - ultimately just felt a little to ~fake~ in the end.
It’s hard to say what’s more impressive: That a married filmmaking duo made a romantic drama that covers 13.7 billion years and includes a scene where a buoy fucks a satellite, or that Sam and Andy Zuchero’s debut feature — a tedious movie that gradually squanders all of the goodwill earned by the creative ambition behind it — somehow manages to feel trite and predictable in spite of that premise.
As much as I respect the chutzpah required to jump directly from short films to what might be the longest-spanning love story ever told, time ironically proves to be the undoing of a movie about two star-crossed pieces of metal who can’t even feel it pass. Their struggle to keep…
Kristen Stewart and Steven Yeun are trapped in the metaverse and we need to get them out ASAP
If influencers are the #1 thing that standout about Earth, we deserve extinction.
When I first heard about this movie I was right away interested, Steven Yeun and Kristen Stewart hell yeah. This movie is basically WALL·E but in real life but explicit. Steven Yeun and Kristen Stewart both give phenomenal performances all-around. There chemistry is absolutely amazing to watch. I can't wait to watch this on the big screen. This was a very impressive directorial debut from Sam & Andy Zuchero. It started off a little slow, but it got even better in the second act to have a fantastic third act. At certain times this was honestly kind-off sad to watch. If you're a Sci-Fi fan this is for you, but I'll also say this definitely is not for everyone. I honestly…
kristen stewart was the only choice for this role. no one else could play someone discovering emotions for the first time quite as well. 😛
there's something so special about robots experiencing love, it's gonna get me every time. this film felt like it brought a fresh take to the genre, mixing in existential dread, humanism, and love with a little bit of cheese.
this was beautifully shot, especially all the scenes with the satellite and buoy, i love space. 🌌 some of the themes were a little brushed over, but the movie was short and sweet.
no one else in the theatre, just me and kstew against the world 🧘
freaky wall-e