WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor's first cabinet meeting - National Zero

Convicted felon President Trump is holding his first cabinet meeting with boss Elon looking on.

Orange God Emperor pre-disowns resurgent inflation - National Zero

Top DC federal prosecutor resigns abruptly after refusing order - National Zero

Denise Cheung, the chief of the criminal division in the US Attorney’s office in DC abruptly resigned Tuesday morning in what the New York Times reports was over a refusal to “carry out a directive from the office’s Trump-appointed leadership,” with …

Reich DOJ drops case against Eric Adams - National Zero

The Trump Reich’s Justice Department on Monday commanded federal prosecutors in New York City to drop the case against corrupt and incompetent dumbass Mayor Eric Adams, CBS reports, citing a memo from really creepy-looking DOJ official/former Trump d…

WATCH LIVE: Bobby Brainworms faces confirmation hearing - National Zero

Big day for the cranial parasite victim who got into politics because of his last name, ran for the Democratic presidential nomination, then ran as a third-party spoiler, sold out to the Orange God Emperor, and now finally faces the reward for his su…

Arabs for Trump leader freaks out over forced Gaza exodus plan - National Zero

The leader of antelopes for lions Arab Americans for Trump tells the Times of Israel Mr President we supported you because Joe Biden and Kamala Harris couldn’t stop Netanyahu from massacring tens of thousands of innocent people so please don’t make u…

Bolsonaro doesn't need Viagra anymore after Trump DC invite - National Zero

In an interview earlier this week disgraced former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro told the New York Times he’s “feeling like a kid again with Trump’s invite” to Monday’s freezing cold inauguration in DC, and he’s “fired up.