Campaign's over, so fuck you - National Zero

‘KEEP IT SAFE!’ @SecDuffy threatens to cut MTA funds over subway safety. pic.twitter.com/6MLdywpsEw — FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) March 19, 2025 Remember last year when convicted felon President Trump said shit like “We will not let them destroy o…

Orange Tyrant claims Biden pardons null and void - National Zero

“The ‘Pardons’ that Sleepy Joe Biden gave to the Unselect Committee of Political Thugs, and many others, are hereby declared VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT, because of the fact that they were done by Autopen.

Bondi vows to protect all Teslas regardless of color or model - National Zero

"Everything is transgender, everybody's transgender" - National Zero

Among the ton of stupid shit convicted felon President Trump embarrassed the United States with during an Oval Office presser with the Ireland’s Prime Minister was this gem above.

More corruption and dumbassery from these two fucking freaks - National Zero

And here’s a live feed if you want to keep watching this shit: And then there’s his stupid “business roundtable”

US Department of Education's workforce to be halved Tuesday - National Zero

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime will fire approximately 50 percent of the US Department of Education’s workforce at 6 PM on Tuesday, ABC News reports on another imminent catastrophe.

NRCC chair says Musk told him VA "bureaucrats" fired employees - National Zero

Calling the DOGE shitshow ruining people’s lives capriciously “exciting,” “exhilarating,” and “the greatest thing that’s happened since I’ve been in Congress,” in an interview with the Associated Press, National Republican Campaign Committee chair Co…

Mediaite reporter controls orgasm long enough to compose article - National Zero

Stephen A. Smith Doubles Down on 2028 Run Chatter As He Slams Dems For Having No 'National Voice': 'I Did Not Ask For This, I Don't Want This' https://t.

Florida AG orders search warrants to be executed on Tate Bros - National Zero

Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier on Tuesday announced an active criminal investigation into the Tate Brothers on Tuesday, tweeting “Last week, I directed my office to work with our law enforcement partners to conduct a preliminary inquiry into…

Senate GOP blocks bill to rehired DOGEd veterans - National Zero

Senate Republicans on Tuesday blocked Democrats from passing a bill to rehire every veteran purged by Ketamine Brain’s DOGE circlejerk, per Arizona Senator Mark Kelly.

Made it all the way to Oregon, still got dysentery - National Zero

The trail to Oregon is marked with misery, broken wagon axles, losing days due to heavy fog, Sarah getting shot in a hunting accident, Henry being exhausted, Samuel getting bitten by a snake, and, most famously, Mary contracting dysentery.

Zelensky "doesn't have to say negative things about Putin": Trump - National Zero

On his way out of the White House on his way to a weekend down in Mar-a-Lago, convicted felon President Trump was asked Friday what Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky can do to restart peace talks after this afternoon’s shitshow in the Oval Offic…

WATCH LIVE: Zelensky trapped next to Kremlin military asset - National Zero

Texas regime completely silent on measles outbreak - National Zero

The Texas regime lead by the unholy triumvirate of Gov Low Energy Greg Abbott, Lt Gov Dannie Goeb aka “Dan Patrick,” and Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton have been complete silent on the outbreak of measles in the state’s western portions, t…

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor's first cabinet meeting - National Zero

Convicted felon President Trump is holding his first cabinet meeting with boss Elon looking on.

USDA cuts off food stamps to illegal immigrants - National Zero

“US Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins today directed the Food and Nutrition Service (FNS) at the US Department of Agriculture to immediately clarify and enforce all rules restricting its beneficiaries to US citizens and legal residents only.

Judge denies AP bid for injunction on White House access - National Zero

Trump-appointed DC Federal Judge Trevor McFadden on Monday refused the Associated Press’s bid for an injunction blocking the Regime from refusing the wire service’s reporters access to the White House over the convicted felon president’s personal ven…

Orange Chickenshit lets Israel handle his Hamas ultimatum - National Zero

“Hamas has just released three Hostages from GAZA, including an American Citizen. They seem to be in good shape! This differs from their statement last week that they would not release any Hostages.

Intellectually disabled man vows to end Education Department - National Zero

President celebrates Idi Amin-esque honor - National Zero

“President Donald J Trump was just unanimously elected Chairman of the Board of the prestigious Kennedy Center in Washington, DC.

Trump declares states on their own with natural disasters - National Zero

“FEMA spent tens of millions of dollars in Democrat areas, disobeying orders, but left the people of North Carolina high and dry. It is now under review and investigation. THE BIDEN RUN FEMA HAS BEEN A DISASTER.

Fat Hitler threatens Gaza again - National Zero

Responding to Hamas suspending the hostage exchange agreement with Israel on Monday, convicted felon President Trump told reporters “As far as I’m concerned, if all of the hostages aren’t returned by Saturday at 12, I think it’s an appropriate time.

Hamas pulls plug on hostage exchanges - National Zero

Gazan terrorist group Hamas on Monday suspended the release of the several dozen Israeli hostages taken in the October 7th, 2023 attack, freelancer Noga Tarnopolsky reports without elaborating further.

Cybertruck 17 times deadlier than Ford Pinto: analysis - National Zero

A new analysis by Kay Leadfoot (probably not a real name) at FuelArc finds that, at the 14.52 fatality rate per 100,000 units on the road, eclipsing the 0.

CBS News hasn't settled with Trump yet - National Zero

That convicted felon President Trump on Friday filed an amended complaint against CBS News in his complete bullshit $10 billion “election interference” lawsuit against them over innocuous edits to their interview with former Vice President Kamala Har…

Racist incel officially forgiven - National Zero

🫡 He will be brought back. To err is human, to forgive divine. https://t.co/TV6SJIb5P6 — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 7, 2025

Trump to allow Japanese to buy US Steel - National Zero

So much for all of that shit about keeping it under American control, as convicted felon President Trump is willing to allow Nippon Steel to buy US Steel after like a few hours of meeting with Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba, CBS’s Jennifer Ja…

WATCH LIVE: Antichrist speaks at "Prayer Breakfast" - National Zero

Orange Hitler still serious about Gaza - National Zero

“The Gaza Strip would be turned over to the United States by Israel at the conclusion of fighting, the Palestinians, people like Chuck Schumer, would have already been resettled in far safer and more beautiful communities, with new and modern homes, …

"FLIGHTS SHOULD BE SUPERVISED BY THE BEST EMPLOYEES" - National Zero

“President Donald J Trump Ends DEI Madness and Restores Excellence and Safety within the Federal Aviation Administration.

White House rescinds Trump freeze on funding - National Zero

The White House Office of Management and Budget on Wednesday officially rescinded Monday’s suicidally fucking stupid Executive Order putting a freeze on all loans and grant disbursements for 90 days, causing a national uproar against the Trump Regime…

Flood watch issued for Los Angeles area - National Zero

“A low pressure system from the north will bring colder temperatures and rain chances to southern CA as early as Saturday afternoon, lasting into Monday.

"Meme" dispensed upon tithe to cult deity - National Zero

My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE! It’s time to celebrate everything we stand for: WINNING! Join my very special Trump Community. GET YOUR $TRUMP NOW. Go to https://t.co/GX3ZxT5xyq — Have Fun! pic.twitter.com/flIKYyfBrC — Donald J.

ChiCom buyers switch to Brazilian soybeans ahead of Trump return - National Zero

Chinese Communist soybean processors have been turning away from US suppliers in favor of Brazil’s cheaper product in what Reuters reports is a preemptive strike against convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s anticipated trade war, at the expense of…

DeSantis appoints AG Ashley Moody to replace Rubio - National Zero

Heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on Thursday announced he will be appointing mentally unstable Attorney General Ashley Moody to replace former (?) Senator and soon-to-be-US Secretary of State Marco Rubio as half of the Sunshine State’s tea…

Stephen Miller says "light speed" mass deportations start Monday - National Zero

Convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s new regime plans to initiate a “light speed” mass deportation starting the moment the fat fuck “puts his hand on that Bible and takes the oath of office,” bald reichsminister Stephen Miller has been “boasting” …

WATCH LIVE: Biden's farewell address - National Zero

WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants faces confirmation hearing - National Zero

Tuesday is complete fucking scumbag former Fox News host Pete Hegseth’s hearing to determine whether or not he’s got what it takes to get Republican Senators to humiliate themselves once again and vote to confirm a credibly accused rapist and white n…