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While everyone flexes their wins, here's my blooper reel:
• Project "SkyNet" - AI tried to order pizza instead of taking over the world
• Database "Relations" - More complicated than actual relationships
• Algorithm "FastSort" - Slower than bubble sort, somehow
Currently infiltrating: Computer Vision lab 🕵️♂️
Main weapon: Python (occasionally backfires)
Side quest: Converting caffeine → functional code
Achievement unlocked: Master of creative excuses
# The most reliable function in my entire codebase
def solve_all_problems():
return "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"System Status: Pretending everything is under control
Last backup: What's a backup?
Documentation: "The code explains itself" (it doesn't)
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